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Friday Funnies!

Post by Reb Stew on February 28th 2014, 10:20 pm

A yuppie pulls his classic mustang he recently purchased off Ebay into the hot rod shop. Wearing his satin Ford racing jacket he pleads for help and tells the owner....it just died!!.
After a few min's, the shop has it ideling smoothly.
Yuppie asks..what was wrong with it?
He replies.....''Just crap in the carburator''
Yuppie scratches his head and ask's;...How often do I have to do that?

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Post by Reb Stew on February 28th 2014, 10:27 pm

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a girl a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Jerk. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a Gutless Baby. He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote but I didn't care, my car was parked around the corner.

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Post by Reb Stew on March 8th 2014, 3:47 am

No one like the Friday funnies?

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Post by SouthGaKidd on March 8th 2014, 4:08 am

lol, that was funny about the cop. man some guys gonna wonder why he has so many tickets....hahahaha
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